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Frickin' electricity, how does it work? Bob Jones University sez: nobody knows. But that's okay, no good Christian needs to worry about it so long as it runs our hair dryers!
Why is it that every time I'm asked about what would be a good vine/hedge for a privacy screen (invariably in shady or very dry spots), the person becomes visibly disillusioned when they discover it'll take "a couple of years" to actually establish it? What were they expecting, 14 feet in three weeks?
"I'm sorry, sir, no one sells Ultra-Vigorous Drought-Resistant Non-Invasive Kudzu."
"I'm sorry, sir, no one sells Ultra-Vigorous Drought-Resistant Non-Invasive Kudzu."
Is it a bad sign that my Application of Computers in Agriculture professor has never heard of regular expressions?
(The student next to him kept asking me, "Is that a Microsoft app?" um, no.)
(The student next to him kept asking me, "Is that a Microsoft app?" um, no.)
