From lily, for the military hardware geeks

[torquill]

I wonder about the design process that created the A-10 [fighter jet]. "Give me a gun. Bigger. No, bigger. I SAID 'BIGGER' DAMN YOU. Okay, put some wings on it. Fine, we're done. What's that? It's ugly? You know what else is ugly? YOUR MOM."

Comments

[phantomdancer.livejournal.com]

You forgot "oh yeah, make sure it take catastrophic damage and make it back to base intact"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cd/Kim_campbell_a10.jpg/200px-Kim_campbell_a10.jpg