Somebody grab silverkun

[torquill]

and have him read Shrine of the Mall-Ninja. firestrike, have a look when you're back online.

Anyone who has run a White Wolf LARP will find this guy all too familiar.



I've been having to read it a little at a time, because it makes my head hurt. You think the first part is funny? Wait until you get to halfway down... and it just keeps getting worse.

I am not responsible for any keyboards you may have to clean/replace, so watch what you're drinking when you read it.

Comments

[amanda-nye.livejournal.com]

that's just wrong... funny, but wrong

[doktor-weasel.livejournal.com]

Lines like "BTW A one time experimentation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual.", "We would never consider using any missles larger than our modified surplus Shrikes, Hellfires are completly out of the question." and the bit about tazing teenagers that take two samples at Hickory Farms really sound like intentional parody and not just some twit trying to impress people. Although on the internet its hard to tell the difference between parody and idiocy. And there is a lot more of the later than the former.

I particularly liked the Mall Ninja talking about correcting a SEAL demolitions guy about how to breach a door with c4, yeah I'm sure mall cops use c4 ALL the time...

[catnip13.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was getting that vibe too. Funny.