Gang aft agley

[torquill]

Aft, I tell you. Aft.

I'm halfway through my day. The tally so far:
Number of trains missed: 1
(Amtrak runs two minutes early. Quirk noted for future reference.)
Number of classes I've been late to: 0, weirdly enough
Number of insane teachers: 0
Number of bicycle problems: 1 related to the next item
Number of involuntary dismounts: 1
Number of uninjured knees: 1
Number of bruises: several of spectacular degree
Number of classes to go: 2

Please, sir, may I have another?