I know people like this

[torquill]

Why it's a bad idea to take some husbands shopping.

I'm thinking that emmett_the_sane in particular would be very amused at being banned from a store for this sort of thing. And would then probably march in with terrible seriousness and claim that it was a case of mistaken identity, because he would never actually wear such a tacky shirt.

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[vvvexation.livejournal.com]

That's been circulating for years as a list of "things to do in a store when you're bored." This is the first time I've seen anyone claim that someone actually did those things.

[luna-torquill.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I had my doubts as to the veracity of it as an actual event. It's still quite amusing to imagine my friends doing some of these things. :)