Adding it up

[torquill]

I think I've figured it out: I'm actually 1.5 people.

I weigh as much as one and a half average female humans. I eat about half-again as much as most people. I've had at least half-again the amount of life experience for someone of my age and background. And I'm somewhere around half woman, half man, and half neither. :)

I've heard the cliche about secret lives and someone really being two people, but I've never heard of anyone being 1.5 people. It puts a whole new spin on "You're too much."

Comments

[akienm]

Always, always remember. Less is LESS. More is MORE. More is BETTER. And twice as much is good too! Not enough is BAD, and too much is never enough except when it's just about right. -The Tick

:)

While I don't believe this is true for EVERYTHING, it's true for a lot more things than our society lets on.