At least it's not a fine

Okay... when I got a "Notice of Abandonment" (it reads like a notice of imminent impounding) on my bike the Monday after Thanksgiving, I was peeved. Sure, it was hitched to the fence at the station, but it's not like there's enough racks for bikes around there.

( Now I'm ready to ride the two miles to the police station and raise hell in person. )