Agree with all of the above. And I'm pretty sure if you take the 'C' out of CFL, and talk about devices that have been over our heads millions of times since before any of us were born, it'll all seem even sillier. But then there'd be one less scare story.

Still trying to convince somebody on FaceBook that the United States isn't going to have an epidemic of measles-related deaths after an incident at an airport over the weekend, too.